My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I need to sanitize my soul.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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