If that was your dad, he is hot
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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