It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
that is very illegal...i love you.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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