OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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