we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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