i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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