I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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