So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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