talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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