She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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