you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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