Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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