and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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