help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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