Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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