she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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