I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Duck Duck Cougar?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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