He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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