so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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