talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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