She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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