Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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