we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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