I wanna passion pit in your ass
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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