ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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