Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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