Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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