she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
