Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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