are you still at the devil's house?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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