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(301): View more from Maryland

if there is a rhyme for it it must be true

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.

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(678): View more from Georgia

And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger

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(315): View more from New York

Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

it's like my freshman wet dream come true

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(818): View more from California

Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.

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(949): View more from California

He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me

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