i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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