As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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