OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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