She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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