and i looked up. we had an audience...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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