I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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