you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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