Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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