i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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