I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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