Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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