i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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