GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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