I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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