Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Just puked most of my soul out..
I know her cup size but not her name....
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