Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize