Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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