i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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