why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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