doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Holy shit dude........stairs
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