i may or may not be watching the land before time
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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