his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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