he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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