Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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